I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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The uberlube is also flammable
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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