guys are not supposed to queef...right?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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