The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"it" just moved
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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