..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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