this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's blow job season.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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