There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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