No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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