Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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