the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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