If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
how can u be prego again
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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go home
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
