your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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