Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize