She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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