New low: just hacked my moms facebook
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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