dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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