Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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