Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
