I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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