Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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