well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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