in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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