my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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