ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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