you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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