He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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