U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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