Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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