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(847): View more from Illinois

All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg

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(503): View more from Oregon

Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.

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(214): View more from Texas

Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate

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(773): View more from Illinois

You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.

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(404): View more from Georgia

And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata

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(512): View more from Texas

my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese

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Surriously

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