I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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