i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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