You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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