Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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