dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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