yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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