You don't have asthma, your pregnant
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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