If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Blood and glitter go together right?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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