so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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