I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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