you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The adults are the big ones right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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