So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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