a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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