It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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