The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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