If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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