is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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