SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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