:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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