So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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