I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
