I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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