I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize