The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I said "one day" and that day is not today
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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