So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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