i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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