Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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