i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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