Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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