im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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