Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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