this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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