if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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